“Oh come on Khun, besties forever!” Jay whined. Since when was Nichkhun’s mouth shut so tight?

“I’m not giving you details of my sex life Jay.” Nichkhun had morals - even if he didn’t technically have a sex life - just yet.

“So you did have sex! And on the first date! My, my Nichkhun, you are a hussy.” He gave his friend a playful push.

“We didn ( Read more... )

Junho had refused to go near Chansung ever since Kwon and Wooyoung had convinced him and Jinwoon that Chansung and Seulong were sex fiends - just like Taecyeon. The two younger cat beasts spent their days in class and hiding away from most everyone else (at Kwon and Jinwoon’s house mostly). They had tried to appeal to Jaebum-hyung and save him from ( Read more... )

 
( Khun pops in on Junsu while Seulong and Chansung play hide and seek with Jinwoon and Junho and Kwon over-reacts. Changmin has to suffer through it all, Taecyeon and Jaebum miss it all and Wooyoung gets it all on video. )

 
( Jaebum tells his friends what happened when he and Taecyeon made their second attempt to see the dinosaurs... )

Title: Cat Beast Time Travel Adventures (Episode 1)
Character/Pairing: TaecJay, Chansung
Genre: humor, crack, cat beast alien AU, and some romance
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1, 044
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have

A/N: Dedicated to london2452 who's crack has inspired this crack, I hope you like it bb :D

(  Episode one of the crazy cat beast time traveling adventures of Park Jaebum and Ok Taecyeon. )